"Losing your Virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut."
Because you’re not fucking losing anything.
yes, I approve. also, “sexual debut” is actually the official academic term used in studies.
Truth is Beauty by Marco Cochrane
Ugh yes I’ve been searching for this
what the hell this is freaking incredible
I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.
JUST ALL THAT HE IS.
I’m going to miss this
Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?
He hates Twilight more than Stephen King.
this is the best thing in the entire world
i’m actually crying
fucking turtles, man
it;s like, they know
ALL I HAVE AT MY PARENTS IS MY MOMS TINY RO’S ARGON AND A BATH BOMB
SO HERE ARE MORE PHOTOS OF ME WITH RANDOM OBJECTS ON MY HEAD
HMM YES GIANT CANDLE
STEAMER(still plugged into the wall!)
A TRAY OF LOTIONS AND HAIR PRODUCT
LIKE A YEARS WORTH OF MARIE CLAIRE
AND A MUTHAFUCKIN BAR STOOL
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job’s a joke
Your love life’s DOA!
It’s like your always stuck in second gear
When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year but….
I’ll be there for you! When the rain starts to pour
I’ll be there for you! Like I’ve been there before
I’ll be there for you!
Cause’ you’re there for me too….
*wakes you up in the middle of the night* look at this it’s important
Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet
BUT HE IS WORKING SO HARD
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean