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Charlene|19|Crazy Fuck
I'm a college sophmore at Oakland University. I don't really play any sports except for fencing......GOD I LOVE FENCING!!!! Yes it is sword fighting but its sooooooo much fun, don't hate, dont judge. My friend consider me the doctor Phil of the group because I'm always resolving their problems >.> Jeus fucking Christ. I am catholic and yes I do say the lords name in vain...oops ^_^ oh well I'll live. I wan to become a doctor but that might take a while since I'm a lazy fucker. Damn I ramble to much sooo What to say.....What to say -_- I got nothing more to say so im just gonna sit here and laugh at random things.....And Not a Single Fuck is being given right now

femscinerd:

thephotogfeminist:

"Losing your Virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut."

Because you’re not fucking losing anything.

yes, I approve.  also, “sexual debut” is actually the official academic term used in studies.

21 July, 2014

searchingoceans:

onefitmodel:

psychedelic-psychiatrist:

dor-dinen:

Truth is Beauty by Marco Cochrane

Ugh yes I’ve been searching for this

what the hell this is freaking incredible

Qow

252,933 notes - 21 July, 2014

fandom-monster:

mybrainisallovertheplace:

lorasueee082011:

aplacecalledorange:

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

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Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

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I just

I’m going to miss this

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Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?

This guy.

He hates Twilight more than Stephen King. 

21 July, 2014

vaginal-erection:

tobeanavengersfangirl:

motherfuckingsamulet:

venomturtle:

this is the best thing in the entire world

i’m actually crying

fucking turtles, man

it;s like, they know

647,531 notes - 21 July, 2014

Anonymous: BALANCE YOUR FAVORITE LUSH PRODUCT ON YOUR HEAD, PLEASE. I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE YOUR TALENT.

sliceofbri:

ALL I HAVE AT MY PARENTS IS MY MOMS TINY RO’S ARGON AND A BATH BOMB

SO HERE ARE MORE PHOTOS OF ME WITH RANDOM OBJECTS ON MY HEAD

HMM YES GIANT CANDLE

BROWNIES

STEAMER(still plugged into the wall!)

A TRAY OF LOTIONS AND HAIR PRODUCT

LIKE A YEARS WORTH OF MARIE CLAIRE

AND A MUTHAFUCKIN BAR STOOL

20 July, 2014

sectumsempera:

stranger-touch:

So no one told you life was gonna be this way

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Your job’s a joke

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You’re broke

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Your love life’s DOA!

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It’s like your always stuck in second gear

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When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year but….

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I’ll be there for you! When the rain starts to pour

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I’ll be there for you! Like I’ve been there before

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I’ll be there for you! 

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Cause’ you’re there for me too….

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sobbing

20 July, 2014

flowury:

*wakes you up in the middle of the night* look at this it’s important

230,606 notes - 20 July, 2014

airandangels:

policecars:

Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet

BUT HE IS WORKING SO HARD

airandangels:

policecars:

Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet

BUT HE IS WORKING SO HARD

believersneverdie5:

FUCK YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

124,214 notes - 20 July, 2014

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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20 July, 2014

Hamutaro