I’m just in love with this man.
I speak Irish.
Yesss speak that shitttt
A couple of pages from my favorite children’s book “A is for activist”
I’ve always wondered if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with. Or if He is watching and is like, “That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM! THAT WAS THEM!”
“UGH, WHY ARE ALL MY OTPS WALKING BY EACH OTHER WITHOUT NOTICING!”
We are in a giant reality tv show and God and the angels are the fandom.
thunderstorms are nothing more than ship wars going on in heaven
I’ve had worse housemates.
Is Death, single?
this sounds like a great idea for a tv show
Someone make this a book
*AGGRESSIVELY PRESSES BUTTON*
nobody came to his birthday party
SHUT UP OKAY THAT MADE ME REALLY FREAKING SAD OKAY LOOK HOW SWEET AND CUTE HE LOOKS POOR BABY
I would’ve come to his birthday party
This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf
Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back
Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”
B A M